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2009 Race
Schedule
March 15
Squiggy Inline Classic
April 19
Texas Road Rash
May 17
Montreal Roller
July 26
Chicagoland Inline Marathon
Mid-Distance Championships
Aug. 15
Minnesota Half Marathon
Aug. 16
NROC 10K Championships
Sept 6
Ottawa Inline Festival
Sept. 19
Northshore Inline Marathon
Sept. 26 - Finale
New York 100K
10
Red state skaters
Learn firsthand why Ottawa, the capital of a country that provides universal health care (and other socialist abominations!), makes Fox New's Glenn Beck froth at the mouth.
9
Blue state skaters
Celebrate the city that gives right-wing bloviator Glenn Beck indigestion.
8
Sweetness
September in Ottawa ranges from sweltering to freezing. But conditions look perfect for Sunday: sunny and 73 degrees (F).
7
Histor-i-fication
Visit the Museum of Civilization (across the river from Parliament Hill) and stroll through 20,000 years of Canadian history.
6
The U.S. advantage
Given Canada's socialized medicine, U.S. skaters probably won't face much competition. The Canadians will all be waiting in line for routine medical procedures, attending mandatory death panels, or — and this is probably most likely (at least, according to Glenn Beck) — dead.
5
Skateaway
Roll along more than 170 kilometers of paved multi-use trails that skirt the rivers, the Rideau Canal and pretty much everything in between.
4
Sky-tacular
Check out the Gatineau Hot Air Balloon Festival, which shares the weekend. You'll get an eyeful of sky-candy as hundreds of colorful balloons glide through the air.
3
Hang cool
You'll look so elegant alongside the tables at Casino du Lac-Leamy in nearby Quebec. ... So what if you drop a few bills.
2
Get a quick feel for Canada without getting slapped
Experience the Canadian soul with a tour of the National Gallery of Canada.
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Infiltrate a socialist hotbed!
Tour Canada's Parliament, a spectacular Gothic Revival building on Parliament Hill. Just don't say you're American. They'll ship you to a gulag in Winnipeg.
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