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Top Ten Good Things about Winning a Gold Medal

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Top Ten Good Things about Winning a Gold Medal

Postby Robert on Thu Feb 16, 2006 5:02 pm

Top Ten Good Things About Winning A Gold Medal (Presented By Olympic Gold Medal Winning Speed Skater, Chad Hedrick)

10. It holds 10,000 songs

9. For one week, the government won't tap my phone

8. As long as I'm in Italy, complimentary meatballs

7. It's accepted as a one hundred dollar chip at any Trump casino

6. Flash this baby, and you'll never have to serve jury duty again

5. Makes one kick-ass belt buckle

4. It's the perfect counterpart to my 8th grade chess trophy

3. I've already been approached by "Skating with Celebrities"

2. I won a prestigious award without having to play a gay cowboy

1. It deflects stray gunshots from Dick Cheney

Extras:

# Can melt it down and make the world's only gold plated shrimp fork

# Fifty cents off bags of Gold Medal Flour
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